By Joan Whetzel
I’ve
been working part time and looking for a full time position that pays better
than what I’m making now. Besides all the jobs that I’m not qualified for, and
the hundreds of applications I’ve filled out for the jobs I am qualified for, I have run across
numerous jobs that look intriguing. I don’t know if I’d actually call them
dream jobs, but the job titles sound interesting.
1. Exotic
Dancer, cash paid daily (No comment.)
2.
Repo Agent (Legal theft of cars from deadbeat
consumers. Alright!)
3.
Pest Control Tech (Oh, wait! They’re talking about
bugs and rodents. Never mind – spoken w/ nasal intonation like Gilda Radner.)
4.
Forklift Operator (They give grandmas the keys to the
heavy machinery? Yes!)
5.
Probation Officer / Detention Office (Hey, I had kids
and learned to deal with pushy sales- and service men. Thee crooks wouldn’t
stand a chance)
6.
Accountant / Bookkeeper (I keep books on my shelves.
Does that count?).
7.
Golf-Course
Bird Remover (Can somebody send me a picture of a golf-course bird so I know
what I’m looking for?)
8.
Antique-Treasure
Hunter (Got my antique treasure map. Just need an antique-treasure rifle with
high-powered scope.)
9.
Floor
Leader (I’ve never led a floor around, but how hard could it be?)
10.
Line
Cook (I cook the best lines you ever tasted.)
Just
need to update my job skills to fill one of these positions and I’m set.
